Dirty Little Secret

Haiku Friday - Bridal Shopping

December 15, 2007 · 5 Comments

My young cousin
is getting married next year
which is fantastic

shopping for dresses
not so fantastic really
I missed a nap

the saleswomen rude
snippy and so insulting
their choices were awful

this dress after that
on and on and on and on
no place to sit down

mirrors everywhere
do I really look like that
must go on diet

Did she find a dress?
No one got a commission
for their bitchiness

Ha ha ha ha ha
though we all liked this one
let’s buy it elsewhere

Categories: Haiku Friday - Bridal Shopping

5 responses so far ↓

  • Marci B. // December 15, 2007 at 10:45 pm

    Brilliant. I am so glad to hear that you didn’t buy there - no reason to reinforce their offensive behavior. Have fun on the next shopping trip!

  • AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC // December 16, 2007 at 3:15 am

    Good. Don’t let haughty bitches get any money!

  • Jerseygirl89 // December 16, 2007 at 7:05 pm

    Marci - Exactly! Though I don’t think I get to go on any more of the trips - my cousin lives about 8 hours away.

    AFF - That’s what I’m sayin’! :)

  • Leslie // December 19, 2007 at 1:46 am

    Is it requirement for bridal shop workers to be bitchy?

    The last wedding I was in as a bridesmaid, the bridal shop people were AWFUL. The dress the bride picked for us was made for stick figures, which I am not. So, my dress required serious altering as I am very short, yet very wide. The woman, as she was measuring for my alterations, did nothing but berate me for my size. Then she charged me $180 for it! I took it up with the owner who was even ruder and ended up filing a complaint with the Better Business Bureau. It was awful.

    Good for you - don’t give them any money! Nasty bitches!

  • Jerseygirl89 // December 19, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    Leslie - How awful! Good for you for following up and filing a complaint.

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