Dirty Little Secret

Haiku Friday - With The Girls

January 4, 2008 · 13 Comments

So on Sunday, I finally left the farm for my night with a few friends. Oy.

Mary rescued me
and brought me to Christen’s house
after some errands

like the liquor store
OK, two liquor store stops
and we got food too

There were many hugs
upon our arrival there
it was wonderful

my old KC friends
they like to drink and party
I used to keep up

I don’t party now
But I forgot on Sunday
you know how it is

So I did the shots
and had a vodka cocktail
maybe it was three

Rumpleminze is bad
more than one shot - really bad
I forgot - shots bad

I had so much fun
until I passed out cold
on the hardwood floor

I, apparently,
was very entertaining
I can’t remember

It is very good
that I was sleeping over
poor,poor Christen though

there are two bathrooms
I was most ill, not hungover
or so it seemed

Jason took me back
to the farm on that Monday
and got the Hubby

They went out that night
and I tried to recover
no more shots ever

Categories: Haiku Friday - With the girls · Rumpleminze · alcohol

13 responses so far ↓

  • suchsimplepleasures // January 4, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    oy…i have a hangover just reading this!
    have an awesome weekend!

  • secret agent mama // January 4, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    Is it bad that this sounds like fun to me, even with the sickness from it.. LOL

  • Life As I Know It // January 4, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    Shots. Are never a good thing.

    Sounds like you had fun, even if you don’t remember all of it ;)

  • AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC // January 4, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    Oh. It’s been a while since I got that crazy. I agree. Shots are the scourge of the devil. UGh.

  • Dory // January 4, 2008 at 7:52 pm

    I hear ya, sister!

    Sure tastes better goin’ down!

    Dory

  • jennifer // January 4, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    Sorry about hangover and all, but sounds like it was a great time!

  • Rachel // January 4, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    Sounds like fun, but that turned my stomach just reading that.
    Yikes.
    Hope you are much, much better now :-)

  • Bren // January 4, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    Oh, my head hurts for you! Shots always seem like a good idea at the time!

  • melissa // January 4, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    If shots sound like a good idea, then it is too late.

    Not that I would know or anything…

    Great ‘ku!

  • Jerseygirl89 // January 5, 2008 at 12:04 am

    Such- If I’d really described how bad I felt, I’m pretty sure every reader would have felt it!

    SecretAgent - No, not bad - just that you need to go out more often!

    Life - I KNOW it was a great time. I just can’t tell you all about it.

    AFF - I don’t exactly recommend that level of craziness. Maybe a third.

    Dory - The truth is, the Rumpleminze tasted like mouthwash going down. Last night was the first time I could use my mouthwash!

    Jennifer - It’s not like I didn’t deserve it!

    Rachel - Sorry - I really tried not to be too descriptive. I think I’m recovering.

    Bren - That’s the scary thing about drinking - the voice of reason just goes off on a tropical vacation!

    Melissa - Excellent point. And thanks!

  • Jenn // January 5, 2008 at 5:26 am

    oh, ow! as there as there’s no video, you’re all good :)

    (via Haiku Friday)

  • WordVixen // January 5, 2008 at 7:33 am

    Hey Jersey- I tagged you!

  • Leslie // January 9, 2008 at 2:59 am

    Sounds like a good time.

    I used to do shots back in the day…don’t think I could do it anymore, though.

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