Talked to Hubby
about our houseguest problem
but no fix just yet
we were blackmailed
and it seems so was Celia
Sam is an asshole
Hubby is loyal
guilty about Sam’s childhood
sorry it was so bad
Sam reminds me of
my first husband, selfish prick
without bad childhood
Still, they are alike
I am physically ill
Hubby so stressed
Sam so demanding
he doesn’t see it that way
doesn’t get others
I refuse to leave
this is my house, my kindness
you never come back
Entertain yourselves
you’ll pay for Hubby not me?
He’s not going, jerk
15 responses so far ↓
transplantingme // March 21, 2008 at 10:52 am |
is there a way for hubby to “accidentally” lose them?
Kathryn // March 21, 2008 at 11:08 am |
Ugh! Maybe your hubby should just kick them out. Flipping rude houseguest! What is worse than that? Ugh.
LunaNik // March 21, 2008 at 12:31 pm |
Do you want me to come over there and pummel him for you? I’ll totally do it!
anglophilefootballfanatic // March 21, 2008 at 1:14 pm |
So you, Celia, and hubby are all suffering cause Sam’s a prick? That is not fair. Kick his arse to the curb.
janet // March 21, 2008 at 1:55 pm |
i’m totally with aff. to-the-curb-arse-kicking should commence immediately!
irishsof // March 21, 2008 at 2:57 pm |
I’m with LunaNik – and I’m from Jersey…need a little help “cleaning out”?
Marci // March 21, 2008 at 4:11 pm |
Wow – it is incredible how much anger we can see in such few words. I am sorry to hear that you are having such an awful time. It sounds like many of us are ready to band together and remove him for you! I hope that your weekend is relaxing and rejuvenating.
Scylla // March 21, 2008 at 4:44 pm |
This sounds horrible!
I don’t know the whole story (Obviously) but your home is your sanctuary, and you get to tell them to get the heck out if you need to.
I hope it gets better.
Jill // March 21, 2008 at 5:14 pm |
I would have gone completely postal by now if I were you! These “guests” have got to go….NOW!
maggies mind // March 21, 2008 at 6:45 pm |
Wow, I’d join in offering removal service. Sounds really craptacular. House guests can be fun. Or the opposite. I’m sorry you got the opposite.
Jenni // March 21, 2008 at 8:39 pm |
Never mess with a pregnant girl who’s pissed off!
Hang in there, sweets, it’ll work out!
Leslie // March 21, 2008 at 9:24 pm |
Sounds like it’s time for them to go.
The last time we had unwanted houseguests, I literally contemplated cutting off the tip of my finger while cutting up fruit in the kitchen just to get out of there – and they were only staying for a few hours.
I hope they get out soon. In the meantime, I’d consider picking up a voodoo doll and sticking it to Sam.
canadianflake // March 22, 2008 at 12:44 am |
wow these “guests” really need a kick in the butt…sorry they are giving you so much stress.
jerseygirl89 // March 22, 2008 at 8:53 am |
transplantingme – Doubtful.
Kathryn – It’s so much more him than her.
LunaNik – Not yet.
AFF – No one seems to know how, without torturing Celia in the process.
Janet – I’ll call you if I need you.
irishsof – Again, I’ll put you on my “helper” list, should I need it.
Marci – Yeah, I didn’t realize how p.o’d I was until I started haiku-ing.
Scylla – The only problem is that they really don’t have anywhere to go.
Jill – As mkate mentioned, this is my “get out of jail free” card for the rest of our lives. That’s why I haven’t lost it yet.
Maggies mind – For a day or two it could have been fun. But this is too long.
Jenni – I just keep thinking about how relieved I’ll be when it’s all over.
Leslie – Voodoo doll. I like it.
canadianflake – Thanks for the vote of sympathy – I need it!
HRH // March 22, 2008 at 10:51 pm |
UGH!