weird people come here
“myboobs”, “dessert boobs”, “dirty dad”,
“dirty cell phone pics”
“how to lose a gay”
“embracing dorkiness now”
who looks for this stuff?
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10 responses so far ↓
Rachael // July 25, 2008 at 5:09 pm |
Love it! I am practically obsessed with looking at my search terms, they crack me up.
Jess // July 25, 2008 at 6:49 pm |
LOL! I have a post about Matt Roloff. You should see the weird stuff people search for regarding him.
Great Haiku, Mama. Now bring back SOS… please?
DesignHER Momma // July 25, 2008 at 7:26 pm |
I totally am the #7 search on “how to hook up with a carnie”…don’t ask.
I check my google searches daily! Love your haiku momma!
Maggie's Mind // July 25, 2008 at 7:32 pm |
Ew, pretty crazy. People search for the oddest stuff!
HRH // July 25, 2008 at 7:43 pm |
Seriously crazy. It always cracks me up when the search a complete sentence…who does that?
Merry // July 25, 2008 at 7:58 pm |
These are great! My search terms aren’t nearly so cool… though, I did a post like six months ago, titled ‘Getting Naked with Josie’ which was actually a reference to openly posting some of my fiction – the search terms were hysterical… ‘naked italian girls’, ‘naked mom’, you name it, I had a lot of very disappointed pervs viewing my blog for quite a while.
Lately I’ve been getting a lot of them for Cicero, Illinois and Mists of Avalon… everyone else seems to have me in their blogroll or goes straight to my blog.
Daddy Papersurfer // July 26, 2008 at 5:24 am |
…… and I came over quite innocently to congratulate you being FMB Blog of the day …….perhaps I’m dirty dad! – tee hee
Karly // July 27, 2008 at 9:10 am |
Dude, I have the winner. Someone found my blog by googling “how to peel potato with vagina.” Uh…what?
jerseygirl89 // July 27, 2008 at 9:36 am |
Rachael – I didn’t really discover the joy until recently, but now I’m addicted.
Jess – I think I don’t want to know about those searches. I’m kinda out of ideas for SOS, but I’ll try.
DesignHer Momma -Thanks – but now I’m totally curious about the carnie thing.
Maggie’s Mind – I wonder why some of them are searching on google and not on some porn site.
HRH – People who are very, very thorough in the weirdness?
Merry – Oh yeah, anything with naked is bound to grab a lot of new people – however briefly.
Daddy Papersurfer – Thanks – if I get any more people searching for dirty dads, should I send them your way?
Karly – Okay, you win. But how did I miss the post where you talked about doing that?
Leslie // July 27, 2008 at 3:07 pm |
Oh, these are hilarious! My search phrases almost always have something to do with boobs or being naked. My top search phrase: nobody likes me. I wonder if those people find what they’re searching for at my place.