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Disjointed Ramblings of A City Girl

August 9, 2007 · 1 Comment

“Vacationing” with toddlers is an oxymoron. We have been gone for over a week now and today is the first day I really feel like I’m on vacation. That’s because Ironflower and Lovebug are at the farm torturing their grandparents and I have driven to KC to use the internet and shop. Well, seeing as the trip is way more expensive than expected (aren’t they always), the highlight will be internet usage.

My in-laws live in the country and have no internet access. They also don’t have much luck with cell phones, despite the new tower. My kids adore their grandparents and the feeling is more than mutual, but I’m a wreck. I’m having a very hard time living without the internet. Theoretically, I could write and then post when I got the chance but I haven’t written anything worthwhile. Maybe it’s the fear of the kids breaking one of grandma’s pretties (this is not unfounded) and maybe it’s the fact that I just finished A Thousand Splendid Suns (so good).

Hubby is so refreshed being in the country and the kids are quite happy. I love my in-laws, but I am not a country person. I can appreciate being able to see the stars so clearly, but that pales in comparison to being able to use the internet. Or to walk to the store. You would think that as much as other people get on my nerves that I would relish being so far away from them. But all it does is make me think of all the horror movies I watched in junior high in the ’80’s.

I’m probably going to hell for this blog. I feel so guilty about being so cranky there. I’m sure that’s why hubby sent me up here today. I’ve tried to hide it, but he knows me a little too well.
I hope today helps.

Things I’ve meant to blog about lately but haven’t gotten a chance:

Lovebug said his first sentence (at 17 months, I think this is pretty good for a boy). He pointed to himself in the mirror and said, “I’m in there” (well, actually it sounded more like “Um indere”).

Ironflower now says “Leave me alone!” whenever she’s pooping, regardless of whether anyone is talking to her or not. I hope this bodes well for potty training.

We stayed in the trashiest motel on our way here. It seemed okay until we started observing the other guests. That’s what we get for trying to save money. I tried to look at it as a sociological observation, but when a couple started having sex in the pool as soon as we got out (as her elementary school aged daughter pouted on a lounge chair), I started to lose it. The kids have never gotten such a thorough bath. And I wouldn’t let them wear their bathing suits again until we washed the suits at grandma’s. Ick.

Categories: blogging · internet · parenting · writing

Your Urgent Help Is Needed

July 16, 2007 · 2 Comments

I WAS going to blog about how guilty I feel on the days I don’t take the kids on some sort of fun and educational outing. But let’s be honest, I feel guilty every day when my resolve to be Mary Poppins and Mother Theresa all rolled into one, fails. Usually by nine am. So let me bitch instead.

Entertainment Weekly had a lovely review of celebrity blogs this week. Apparently even that plucked chicken Posh Spice has a blog. And even though it got a bad review, you know she has more readers than I do. It’s so not fair. (Insert stamp of foot and toss of hair here)

Celebrity blogs are so lame because all they are is rehashed press releases or the musings of an assistant. It’s not like they’re all writing about their tawdry, secret affairs and the gruesome details of their plastic surgeries. Because then I would totally read them. But all Posh talks about is what clothes she’s bought and/or worn lately. That’s what Instyle is for, Posh.

My blogs, while not flowing with soap opera worthy stories, are actually written by me. They tell the truth (unless names have been changed by personal request). They are heartfelt (okay, except for the sponsored ones on Commercial Nation). So don’t I deserve more readers than Posh Spice?

This is the part where, if the Mother Theresa thing hadn’t already been ruined for the day by my asking Zoe to please stop talking for just one minute, it would definitely be out the window. Because I’m asking all of you to help me expand my readership. If you have a blog, please put me on your blogroll (I’ll happily reciprocate). If you read this at work and people wonder why you laugh out loud sometimes, pass it on. If you have no shame about sending out mass emails, put a link to your favorite post in an email and send it to your whole address book. Click on one the links on this page. Do something!

Why? Because MORE PEOPLE READ POSH SPICE’S BLOG than read mine. Do you really like Posh Spice more than you like me? (If you do, get the hell off of my blog anyway) You can’t end the war in Iraq or get Cheney impeached, but you CAN make a difference to my Google Page Rank.

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